andrea. inappropriate. short. books + music + photoshop = life. i really love kristen stewart.

the love of my life: vivi


in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

  1. People: will herondale is a devil-may-care bad boy who would be hella rough in bed
  2. Will: *actually asks tessa how to undo corset*
  3. People: jem carstairs is an innocent, gentle and sweet boy who would never even touch a lady
  4. Jem: *tears corset in half right off tessa's body*


put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

  1. I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  2. Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  3. class: *laughs*
  4. Him: No, really, I am.
  5. Class: *laughs again*
  6. Him: Why is that funny?
  7. Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  8. Him: Well why not?
  9. Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  10. Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  11. Class: *laughs*
  12. Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  13. Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  14. Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  15. Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  16. Him: Why?
  17. Asshole: That's their job.
  18. Him: Why?
  19. Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  20. Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  21. *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  22. Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  23. Class: *silence*
  24. Him: Now.. Louis XVI

Allison gave her…



just in case you were wondering about the plot of orange is the new black